Another Chimp Out at McDonald’s

Shaneka Torres

by Jeff Davis

Black rage can be a fearsome thing, but none more terrifying than that of a sheboon deprived of her McDonald’s bacon cheeseburger.

An article from the Smoking Gun reports: “A jury today found a Michigan woman guilty of firing a shot into a McDonald’s drive-thru window after employees failed to put bacon on a cheeseburger she ordered.”

“Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, was convicted of a felony firearms charge after only an hour of deliberations by the panel. Torres, seen at right, faces a minimum of two years in state prison when she is sentenced next month. Torres fired a single shot into the McDonald’s at 3:10 AM last February 10, according to Grand Rapids police. The gunplay came after Torres and another woman complained that the order was incorrect, cops noted.”

McDonald’s seems to be betting its future on minority customers, but weird, bad craziness happens at night in bad neighborhoods.

“When a McDonald’s employee walked away from the drive-thru window, one shot was fired from the suspect vehicle, reported police, who added that the bullet entered the eatery at head level and traveled through the window, across the dining room, and exited the restaurant through another window on the east side of the restaurant.”

Make sure you’re slouching lower than the bullet holes in the walls.

“Shortly after the shooting–which did not result in any injuries–cops located Torres and recovered the 9mm Glock handgun used during the bacon rage incident.”

Seriously, though, what is it with Blacks and Mickey D’s? They’re always trashing the place or brawling over a botched order. McDonald’s seems to have become the African-Americans’ fast food restaurant of choice, but one story after another about mindless violence at McDonald’s is bound to scare off the remaining White customers. I guess no one can get Burger King or Applebee’s to open up in the ‘hood. Maybe that’s why McDonald’s profits have been collapsing for several years now.

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